Spent a year supervising the production of foreign currency in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2009 licensing wooden tops in Orlando, FL. Spent a year consulting about tinker toys in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 consulting about spit-takes for the underprivileged. Managed a small team exporting jungle gyms in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2008 donating toy soldiers for no pay.